Honey, The Professional Waitress®

Honey, The Professional Waitress®
Cards are sold in set only. Set includes 15 greeting cards w/envelopes, 5 postcards
$19.95 + $6.00 s&h

"Honey, the day I forget your birthday... [inside] ...is the day I forget to accessorize. Happy Birthday" "You want HOW many bran muffins? [inside] You MUST be getting older! Happy Birthday" "Let me give it to you straight... [inside] You just ain't gettin' any younger! Happy Birthday" "Sunny side up! [inside] ...and that's an order! Hope ya' feel better soon!"
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"Why is it that every day we work our buns off...
[inside] ...and every night they jump right back on? (go figure)"
"Are you going to PERK UP? [inside] Or do I have to come over there and kick some butt?" "Got three mighty fine specials that might interest you today... [inside] Me, Me, 'n' Me."
Honey, The Professional Waitress® Merchandise is sold through CafePress - clicking on an image or description will take you to the Honey, The Professional Waitress® Honey Goods CafePress store.

Honey, The Professional Waitress® Calendar:

12 whole months of Honey! Each month features a classic Honey, The Professional Waitress® image - bring a smile to the face of a friend, or deck your own walls!

Honey, The Professional Waitress® Apron:

"No dessert until you finish your peas!" - Honey, The Professional Waitress® says it so you won't have to! Wear this apron and get the point across.

Honey, The Professional Waitress® Mug:

"Need a little something to get you going?" - have it in this mug, featuring a picture of Honey, The Professional Waitress®!

Honey, The Professional Waitress® Tee (men):

"You want WHAT?" - express your disbelief in this organic cotton t-shirt with a picture of Honey, The Professional Waitress®.

Honey, The Professional Waitress® Tee (women):

"You want WHAT?" - express your disbelief in this cotton t-shirt with a picture of Honey, The Professional Waitress®.